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I Always Win In My Imagination. Then It Rains.

When I was accused of using my videos as a shill for my books, I thought fantastic idea. Remembering how you people like to thank military types for murdering and torturing people in places like Iraq and Abu Ghraib, I decided to ask you to buy my book instead of being a cheap asshole and just saying, “Thank you.”